Turkey Meat Puns

A list of puns related to "Turkey Meat"

I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.

http://www.poultrymeatcongress.com

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👤︎ u/PhilipGlassEye
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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My wife and I were talking about starting a family and all the health things you're supposed to do like not eat processed sliced meats. Unfortunately she currently eats a turkey sandwich most days for her lunch.

I told her she better start trying alternatives soon, it's going to be hard to quit eating her current lunch cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/-stormageddon-
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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My Dad won a ham at a meat raffle yesterday, and his friend won a turkey.

He looked at me, then said to his friend:

"We should start a club."

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👤︎ u/reindeer73
📅︎ Oct 09 2016
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I decided to go vegetarian

When my girlfriend asked what I was doing with the deli meat I said "I'm going cold turkey"

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👤︎ u/TheBluPill
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Grabbing some lunch the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

"Hey dad, I'm going to head out to the store for a sandwich right quick"

"Why? We have turkey and ham in the fridge."

I open the door expecting deli meats. Nope, a 7 lb ham and two 10 lb turkeys.

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👤︎ u/esuma10
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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