What do you call it when your tuning fork won’t stop ringing?

Tineitus

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Came with the house my brother bought. The thing sticking out is his tuning fork
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatVapeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.

I’d never heard or seen such a high note.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueparasites
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Physics teacher on tuning forks

Teacher: so these tuning forms are hit and they make a specific tone, does anyone know what this is called (pointing at on of the prongs of the fork)

Student: isn't it a prong?

Teacher: no, it's actually called a ning, because it's a two-ning fork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordanubis79
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*to the tune of Batman theme song*

da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladyraptorclawz
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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The black eyed peas can sing us a tune

But the chick peas can only hummus one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcbrnld
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station

I've always been a heavy sleeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarakZair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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You can Tune a car

But you CANT Tunafish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fku208
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...

Stay tuned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekeytothedoor
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...

Always trying to get the symphony vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.

I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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the fisherman was playing his out of tune guitar

luckily he caught a Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What's the favorite song of bad luck?

Misfor- tune

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDPrime
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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You can tune a violin

But you can’t tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieknyKaczor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarymarshmellows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tune a fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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A brand new type of tea!

There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.

It's called hue-midi-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshifi3d
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Up next: How to sound good in a band. Stay Tuned!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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You think your tunes bump?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blizzrobe777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What song do you sing when you step on ants?

Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant

(Tune of Pink panther theme)

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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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My friend told me that you can't tune a fish. I disagree.

They have many scales but they are all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Never pick a fight with a music teacher

You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?

A humi-ditty.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...

Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.

I said to him is that a Fret!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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[OC] Bringin the tunes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candlefrog_king
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I'm not a bad singer!

I'm just using Out-of-Tune

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What tunes do exterminators get down to?

Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zorthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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An out-of-tune love song

Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naclbetter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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"If organ trafficking is illegal...."

"Then what about pianos?" -my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_greenwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beerfix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the musician say on commercial break?

Stay tuned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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my friend writes tunes about sewing machines

she's a Singer songwriter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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A tuning fork is a pitch fork
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wittynutter
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...

But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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You can tune a piano but you can’t tunafish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotecontrol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I can tune a piano

But I don’t know how you tuna fish

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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