What do you call it when your tuning fork won’t stop ringing?
Came with the house my brother bought. The thing sticking out is his tuning fork
I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.
I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
Physics teacher on tuning forks
Teacher: so these tuning forms are hit and they make a specific tone, does anyone know what this is called (pointing at on of the prongs of the fork)
Student: isn't it a prong?
Teacher: no, it's actually called a ning, because it's a two-ning fork
*to the tune of Batman theme song*
da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.
The black eyed peas can sing us a tune
But the chick peas can only hummus one
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.
I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.
the fisherman was playing his out of tune guitar
What's the favorite song of bad luck?
What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A brand new type of tea!
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
Up next: How to sound good in a band. Stay Tuned!!
You think your tunes bump?
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
My friend told me that you can't tune a fish. I disagree.
They have many scales but they are all over the place
I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
Never pick a fight with a music teacher
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...
Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."
I'm not a bad singer!
I'm just using Out-of-Tune
What tunes do exterminators get down to?
Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach
An out-of-tune love song
Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
What did the musician say on commercial break?
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
my friend writes tunes about sewing machines
she's a Singer songwriter
I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
A tuning fork is a pitch fork
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...
But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.
You can tune a piano but you can’t tunafish.
I can tune a piano
But I don’t know how you tuna fish
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