I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
Teacher: so these tuning forms are hit and they make a specific tone, does anyone know what this is called (pointing at on of the prongs of the fork)
Student: isn't it a prong?
Teacher: no, it's actually called a ning, because it's a two-ning fork
Yesterday I mentioned to my girlfriend that I tried tuning my guitar to "B".
"To be what?" she asked.
I pulled a reversal on her and responded "To be in tune, of course!"
“I play a little guitar!"
luckily he caught a Tuna
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
I said to him is that a Fret!
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
Stay tuned
They have many scales but they are all over the place
A humi-ditty.
Denim denim denim.
Hummus a tune.
Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
A nep-tune.
"Then what about pianos?" -my dad
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach
"No, it kills them."
Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp
I used to be addicted to soap but ... I am clean now.
I am addicted to brake fluid but ... I can stop anytime.
If you are attacked by a group of clowns ... go for the juggler.
I just moved and IMMEDIATELY after we move in he starts banging on my door every night yelling at me ... coincidentally I just happen to be playing my drums those nights so I could easily tune him out.
I was just diagnosed with colorblindness ... It came right out of the purple.
I failed math so many times at school ... I can’t even count.
Once i threw a boomerang, it never came back, ... Now I live in CONSTANT fear
When life gives you melons ... you might be dyslexic.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline ... She hit the ceiling!
There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count ... and those who can't
They say three out of five people suffer from diarrhea ... so ... does that mean two out of five enjoy it?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
But I don’t know how you tuna fish
she's a Singer songwriter
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
-Stone Temple Pirates
Tune a fish.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
He left on a high note
...would that make them a menstrual singer?
He wanted to B minor.
