I went big game hunting, but I couldn't bring all my trophies home.

The airline only permitted one piece of carrion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadCash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call a blind hunting trophy?

No eye-deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxp2b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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So my foreign friend and I went hunting

So the other day, me and a foreign dude I know went hunting in the woods (you know, since it’s such an classically American thing (I know)). Anyways, so while we’re there, we get attacked by a four armed bear. Luckily, we were able to kill it before it killed us. Then I realized how rare this was, so we decided to take a couple of arms each as a trophy. So I let him, the foreigner, have the left pair, while I, as an American, got the right two bear arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobMHS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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