A list of puns related to "Trays"
Because we already have seats.
dad: Pear with fig make a great pair *wink wink*
daughter: go figure
No I have enough to carry as it is...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
I have to be careful playing them though, or it could spell disaster.
It was an act of wonton destruction
It just seems like common cents.
She was busy slicing the watermelon when I mentioned a YouTube video I had seen recently that talks about how you can grill it.
She asked about it and I told her how they basically cooked it like a steak.
"I guess that would make it filet MELON."
Her face got immediately red and she shook her head trying not to laugh.
Dad - "Oh look, butterflies!"
..cracked it and sent ice cubes flying everywhere.
"This is why we can't have ice things."
It was a ca-lamb-ity.
Me: "Some of the ice just hit me in the face!" Dad: "I would too if you tried to break me."
"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.
"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."
I was bee-trayed.
This morning he brought me a pie, a cake, a plate of cookies, and a tray of brownies. And then he just left! I donβt know why he deserted me like that.
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I'm sorry for the cringe...
Right now we've got a standard whirlpool. One basic box, with a rotating center tray. No frills.
I'm looking at a newer model. It's split in the center, and there's a second rotating tray. Also, it's voice activated.
What do you think?
Should I stick with what I've got or should I get Two Turn Tables and a Microphone?
In the ass-tray.
(Don't litter, kids.)
Because of the Bayeux Tapas Tray!
We were seeing him in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my aunt asked who of us want coffee. We counted coffee drinkers among us and my aunt said "Ok, I'll bring a full tray"
My grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring that in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray"
He was amazing.
At work, there was a metal catering tray filled to the brim with cold water sittin' around for no reason so I asked the receptionist/coworker, who has said repeatedly that she just can't stand me, if I should dump it. She looked at me, smiled and said "If you can." I responded "without spilling it?" In a 'of course I'm not going to spill but dont rule it out' way. She said "Yes." Silently giving me good luck. Fortunately, I done did the deed and no brand new flooring was harmed. I then proceeded to google water jokes. After that, I walked up to her desk, glanced into her soul for the slightest moment while greeting, "Hey Sarah" , then I swiftly looked downwards as she asked, "Yeah?" I THEN told her this, "I don't know about you but unlike that cold water I just dumped". I pause, regain eye contact and finished with, "boiling water will be mist."
So there is this super amazing girl, and she loves two things. Puns and empanadas. I want to ask her to prom while gifting her with many beef empanadas, but I really want to find a pun to use on her as I present the tray of food. Do you guys have any empanada based puns?
I forgot the tray of brownies in the oven.
I wish he'd stop smoking or empty the tray himself.
me: Honey, I burned almost 2000 calories today!!
her: Congrats!
me: Yeah, I left the tray of cookies in the oven too long and they were burnt to a crisp
her: ...
Long ago in a Taco Bell far, far away...
Cute Girl Behind Counter: Here's your order.
Me: (noticing a soft taco on the tray) I wanted a hard taco.
Girl: (uncertain what to do)
Dad: Try rubbing it a little. Usually works for me.
(sigh)
I was on the plane and the man came round with the refreshment tray and asks "you for coffee?" So i replied, "you fuck offy i was here first"
Jam in tray 1.
Me: banging an ice cube tray on the kitchen counter to get the ice out
Dad: Who's making all that racket?
Me: Me, I'm trying to break the ice
Dad: Why, is nobody talking to you? Ahahaaaaaaa.
Dad goes back to eBay
A waiter in a sombrero barely missed me when he was walking past with a tray of drinks.
My dad leaned over and said: "that was a close Juan"
I'm a server at a restaurant and we were busy.
I walk up with 4 drinks and set them on a tray.
Me: I'm taking this tray, hopefully no one's using it.
Other server: well it's yours now....
Me: sorry, didn't mean to be-tray you...
At a restaurant (friends name is Trae) :
Server: " would you like a tray for that? "
His dad: "no I brought my own!"
So at my internship I have to go through these massive cabinets and sort out hundreds of drills, endmills, boring bars etc. While I was finishing a tray of tap drills my boss comes up and says "Are you having any fun yet?" Without a beat I say "Honestly I'm about ready to tap out..." I could hear his groan above the noise of the machines in the shop.
I begin to pour the remainder of the freshly cooked chips from the tray on to the plate. At the bottom I notice there are some fries left in the tray. Coworker leans in and says "Surfries!"
I set the tray down and we cackle over the remark. Manager quickly puts his hand on the counter and flips the tray up, sending a small portion of salty fries into and around his eye. I turn to my coworker: "Surfries!"
Me: So, how'd they come out?
Dad: Well, I put my oven glove on, grabbed the tray, slid it out of the oven, and then slid them on the stove, so I'd say they came out pretty smooth.
Me: Oh my god, Dad.
Edit: I was not born in the 80βs I will not get any of the references
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