I had my toes medically removed to protest all forms of hate.
I lack toes in tolerance.
What has five toes but isn't your foot?
My foot.
Edit: Thanks a lot guys for the awards and upvotes. ;) :)
"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
I can't stand people without toes!
I guess that makes me lacktoes intolerant.
My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes
She was lack toes intolerant
What has 5 toes, but isn’t your foot?
There's a man killing people who only have 9 toes!
My toes fell asleep after I wore shoes that were too small
My girlfriend says her toes are sexy
I think she overlooked her legs
Did you know ants which have a little more height, don't have toes?
Because they lack toes in taller ants.
My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.
She's black toes intolerant.
Pope decides on new measures to keep Cardinals on their toes.
He raised the Vatican urinals by 4 inches.
Thanks to my toes for stabilizing me
My daughter was so amazed at the size of her moms woman toes.
I offered to show her my mentos.
My girlfriend and I smashed toes trying to kiss each other
I replied in agony nice toe meet you.
I don't tolerate people with less than normal toes.
I broke 3 toes leaving a job interview today
But at least I got my foot in the door
Guys , why does this man only have toes
My mate lost his toes in a baking accident
What is worse than the smell of toes?
My friend told me he likes to suck on women toes.
I said that’s weird, I personally like to suck on mentos.
What happens when you finally come to terms with losing all your toes?
You become lack toes and tolerant.
On our imaginary trip to Maui, my boy and I both stubbed our toes at the same. We were the chosen ones because we were gifted...
Why can't cows grab things with their toes
because they lactose
(lack toes)
What kind of toes do Hobbits have?
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
Did you hear about Tom, the guy who lost two of his toes in an accident with red acidic fruit?
They call him Tom eight toes
Do you know what’s just wrong? People without any toes on their feet.
But maybe I’m just being lack-toes intolerant.
I really hate people without toes
You could say I’m lack-toes intolerant
My husband calls this "Avoca-toes"
Ever since I lost my toes in a climbing accident, my best friend has been acting hostile towards me...
I guess he is lack-toes intolerant
Hopefully I don't step on your toes with this one
What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?
If a picture had toes. What would they be called?
How do you call a guy who has rubber toes
I hate when people have missing toes.
You might even say I'm...lack toes intolerant.
(Is this a dad joke? The gf is pretty baby crazy lately and i dont know if im ready yet)
My friend says he can't stand people with missing toes.
He's lack-toes intolerant
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
What do you call a man with rubber toes?
My girlfriend broke up with me after she discovered I only have 9 toes
She was lack toes intolerant
What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot?
What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot
I can't stand people who are missing toes.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Did you hear that the Pope is keeping all the Cardinals on their toes?
He raised the Vatican urinals six inches.
I can't stand people who are missing toes.
You could say I'm lack toes intolerant.
What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?
I hate people with missing toes
Because I'm lack toes intolerant
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