What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?

Boring is fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParsonsTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term

"car-pool tunnel syndrome."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I always said that I would never ever go walking the dark scary tunnels in the earth.

But eventually I caved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheppo42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firestrike007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?

Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car

Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewmathman17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call tunnels in the Phillipines?

Fallopian Tubes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Did you hear about the tunnel that makes you illiterate?

Don’t read too much into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.

Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeNooNinja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Driving through the harbour tunnel in Baltimore, I asked my kids to tell me if they see anything interesting in the tunnel...

They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".

They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.

Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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When making new tunnels on the western plain, prairie dogs get help

The hole family pitches in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...

I'm afraid of carpool tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salbabida_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?

He thought the work was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarBear4Real
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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Nobody is talking about Elon Musk's tunnel digging enterprise, The Boring Company...

It's not very interesting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royaj77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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I bought a used wind tunnel for really cheap but underestimated the strength of the fans.

It blew me away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSygil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Here comes the tunnel.

Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loomdog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Why was the tunnel always getting into trouble?

Because it was bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatgazoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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When trying to find out where the tunnels are on a trip?

Me: Where are the tunnels between here and Philly?

Dad: Under the Mountains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosted_Chode
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?

A Linkin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthracite4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Who's in charge of the militarised tunnel bore?

A drill sgt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rodevilfred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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