If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that!
(Mj)
What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
I always said that I would never ever go walking the dark scary tunnels in the earth.
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
An old man was driving his carpool through a tunnel and he said,
"These are the carpool tunnels."
My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up
It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.
Carpool Tunnel
...just might fix this dang traffic problem we're having
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
Prisoner tunnels out of jail and emerges in a school playground shouting “I’m free”!
Little girl walks up and shouts “I’m four!”
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
I freak out when I go through a tunnel, but only when someone else is driving.
Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
What do you call tunnels in the Phillipines?
Did you hear about the tunnel that makes you illiterate?
Don’t read too much into it.
I had to leave my job excavating tunnels
Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.
Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"
Driving through the harbour tunnel in Baltimore, I asked my kids to tell me if they see anything interesting in the tunnel...
They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".
They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.
Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.
Was playing Astroneer and found myself wishing I had some way I could make bigger tunnels easier...
When making new tunnels on the western plain, prairie dogs get help
The hole family pitches in
When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...
I'm afraid of carpool tunnel
Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?
He thought the work was boring.
My wife is going in for carpal tunnel surgery today...
... so I'm taking the day off to give her a hand :D. (Actually happening. Wish us luck!!)
Nobody is talking about Elon Musk's tunnel digging enterprise, The Boring Company...
It's not very interesting
Tom Hanks walked into a wind tunnel.
The wind tunnel says to him "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Hanks, I'm a huge fan."
Here comes the tunnel.
Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.
I bought a used wind tunnel for really cheap but underestimated the strength of the fans.
Why was the tunnel always getting into trouble?
When trying to find out where the tunnels are on a trip?
Me: Where are the tunnels between here and Philly?
Dad: Under the Mountains
My dad recently went in for carpal tunnel surgery.
Before the doctors put him under, he asked "Will I be able to play the violin after this surgery?"
The doctors said, "Of course."
He replies, "Good, because I couldn't play it before."
What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?
Who's in charge of the militarised tunnel bore?
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