The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
An old man was driving his carpool through a tunnel and he said,
"These are the carpool tunnels."
My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up
It could all be fixed with a simple tendon transplant, but the surgery is so expensive, and I'm really worried about going under the knife. I guess it's just not a wrist I'm willing to take.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Carpool Tunnel
...just might fix this dang traffic problem we're having
My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
Prisoner tunnels out of jail and emerges in a school playground shouting “I’m free”!
Little girl walks up and shouts “I’m four!”
The Boring Company
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
What do you call a bunch of people in a car driving through a big tube?
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
I freak out when I go through a tunnel, but only when someone else is driving.
Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,
It’s not a beautiful poem but it is deep
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
What do you call tunnels in the Phillipines?
A friend wants to carpool with me to work, but I'm scared
Cuz he likes to take a route that goes through this LONG tunnel
And I have carpool tunnel syndrome
Did you hear about the tunnel that makes you illiterate?
Don’t read too much into it.
Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.
Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"
I had to leave my job excavating tunnels
When making new tunnels on the western plain, prairie dogs get help
The hole family pitches in
When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...
I'm afraid of carpool tunnel
Driving through the harbour tunnel in Baltimore, I asked my kids to tell me if they see anything interesting in the tunnel...
They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".
They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.
Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.
Was playing Astroneer and found myself wishing I had some way I could make bigger tunnels easier...
My wife is going in for carpal tunnel surgery today...
... so I'm taking the day off to give her a hand :D. (Actually happening. Wish us luck!!)
Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?
He thought the work was boring.
Nobody is talking about Elon Musk's tunnel digging enterprise, The Boring Company...
It's not very interesting
What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?
Tom Hanks walked into a wind tunnel.
The wind tunnel says to him "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Hanks, I'm a huge fan."
I bought a used wind tunnel for really cheap but underestimated the strength of the fans.
Why was the tunnel always getting into trouble?
Here comes the tunnel.
Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.
When trying to find out where the tunnels are on a trip?
Me: Where are the tunnels between here and Philly?
Dad: Under the Mountains
What do they call a traffic jam in the Lincoln Tunnel?
My dad recently went in for carpal tunnel surgery.
Before the doctors put him under, he asked "Will I be able to play the violin after this surgery?"
The doctors said, "Of course."
He replies, "Good, because I couldn't play it before."
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
You know what’s really boring?
Digging giant tunnels underground.
Who's in charge of the militarised tunnel bore?
Did you hear about the guy who drove through the mountain with multiple people in his car?
He had carpool tunnel syndrome.
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