A group of settlers had just finished building a damm.

They looked at the valley below, they were gonna build a village and start new lives there.

One settler said to another: "This going to be our damm nation."

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I dad-joked my dad.

My parents and I were playing Settlers of Catan today, and my dad, noticeably frustrated by the game, said, "Give me a break!"

Immediately, I get up from the table and write on a notecard "One Break" which I hand to him with the cheesiest grin in my face.

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