Settler Puns

They looked at the valley below, they were gonna build a village and start new lives there.

One settler said to another: "This going to be our damm nation."

Please, sir, can I have some ore?

I say, "l have a lot of ore. Want to trade for some?" He responds, "Do you have any And?"

My parents and I were playing Settlers of Catan today, and my dad, noticeably frustrated by the game, said, "Give me a break!"

Immediately, I get up from the table and write on a notecard "One Break" which I hand to him with the cheesiest grin in my face.