Catan Puns

A list of puns related to "Catan"

Does anyone else feel that picking up the pieces after a game of Catan is really unsettling?
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👤︎ u/ace_dreacon
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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Playing Catan with some friends...
  • Friend: "I'm looking for a sheep."
  • Me: "What's his name?"
  • My friends banned me from playing with them for a while because of this.
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👤︎ u/irishmafia32
📅︎ Feb 23 2016
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What did Oliver Twist say while playing Settlers of Catan?

Please, sir, can I have some ore?

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👤︎ u/FA1R_ENOUGH
📅︎ Nov 17 2013
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So my family and I were playing Settlers of Catan...

I say, "l have a lot of ore. Want to trade for some?" He responds, "Do you have any And?"

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👤︎ u/Eddie429
📅︎ May 17 2015
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My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.

Finally we settled on Catan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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I dad-joked my dad.

My parents and I were playing Settlers of Catan today, and my dad, noticeably frustrated by the game, said, "Give me a break!"

Immediately, I get up from the table and write on a notecard "One Break" which I hand to him with the cheesiest grin in my face.

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👤︎ u/Nobodywillhearyour
📅︎ Jul 13 2014
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