Why was the rocket hungry?
It was almost launch time.
Catastrophy was averted yesterday for famous duo circus act Rocket Randy and his mule. The moment before Randy was to be shot out of a cannon, in a separate act, his mule climbed into the cannon backwards. Both were rushed to the hospital and
It took 4 hours for surgeons to remove Randy's head from his ass.
Did you hear about the army’s new rocket hulls?
It was a bombshell announcement
Sure, Lewis Hamilton had a rocket engine for the last few races…
…but it was no match for the FIA’s Weapon of Masi Destruction!
why was Captain Kirk removed from the Blue Origin rocket?
What’s the difference between Drax and Rocket?
Drax takes things literally.
Rocket takes things, literally.
What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET 🚀
I took a rocket all the way up into the atmosphere only to collide with an asteroid
I think that's interpherence
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
Why did the mama rocket send the baby rocket to his room?
She didn't like his attitude
In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?
What do you call the rocket the acrobat shot a plane down with?
Why was the baker more wealthy than the surgeon or the rocket scientist?
He was the only one making dough.
My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing
We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.
My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"
Me: sigh
Saw the Rocket on War Machine in new Endgame Trailer.
Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.
Me: Did you like the rocket with the salad?
Dad: Yeah, I thought it gave it a nice boost!
Did you hear about the insulting, North Korean rocket that was fired too early?
It was an early Diss Missile.
Talking about the Antares rocket in class...
Student: Yeah, it was supposed to launch Monday, but the mission was scrubbed.
Me: Well at least it was clean before it exploded.
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