I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
The waiter approached me as I finished eating and asked, βyou wanna box for those leftovers?β
I replied, βNo, I hate violence. May I just pay for it with my card?β
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︎ Jun 20 2020
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
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︎ Jun 28 2020
The waiter asked me if I wanted a box for the leftovers...
So I said, "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ May 26 2020
When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: βdo you wanna box for that?β
I said: βIβd rather wrestle for itβ.
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︎ May 20 2020
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
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︎ Jun 16 2019
My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
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︎ Mar 30 2020
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
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︎ Jan 29 2020
My wife asked me the best way to heat up her leftovers
I told her to put some hot sauce on it.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What did the leftover food say when it's put into the fridge?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
See, the thing about T.V dinners is that you donβt get leftovers...
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Y'know, the day after Thanksgiving always brings back memories of an old friend of mine who was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers
He's okay now though, he quit cold turkey
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︎ Nov 30 2019
The Waitress saw me and my gf were wrapping up our meals. "Y'all wanna box for your leftovers?"
"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ Jun 22 2015
What do you call leftover shit stains in the toilet bowl?
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︎ May 01 2019
What do you call it when you put your leftover pizza in the oven?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
Don't eat the leftover Cornish game hens...
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︎ Mar 03 2019
No matter how good they look, Iβll be avoiding all of the Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge this year.
Iβm quitting cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 15 2018
What do the people of Mordor use to cover their leftover food in the fridge?
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︎ Jul 23 2017
I put the date on all my leftovers so I know when I made them...
My SO goes into the fridge, picks up some leftovers and says "Did you date this?"
"Yes"
"Was she good to you?"
ΰ² _ΰ²
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︎ Jul 22 2016
With the family, boxing up leftovers at an Indian restaurant...
...encouraging my in-laws to take what's left of the naan sample platter.
"Please, I insist. It's naan-negotiable."
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︎ Dec 13 2016
I tried to finish off my Thanksgiving leftovers today, but there was too much and I had to put them back in the fridge.
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︎ Nov 25 2016
My wife (we'll call her BDH) made some turkey chili from the Thanksgiving leftovers.
Let's just say the taste and smell wasn't the best. My daughter (we can call her LD) was refusing to eat any more when my wife reminded her that she wouldn't get any dessert unless she ate a few more bites. I notice that LD was just barely eating two black beans off her spoon. I looked at BDH and LD and said "I don't blame you for only eating the beans. The rest is just fowl." It took a few seconds before hearing the groans we all love so much.
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︎ Dec 02 2014
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Waiter: Do you wanna box for the leftover?
Me: No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
The waiter asked "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?"
Dad: No, but we can wrestle for them
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︎ Aug 06 2014
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