have you heard the latest big thing in bedding? it's corduroy pillowcases!
They're making headlines!
My friend asked if I heard the latest news from the World Health Organization….
I looked at him and said “WHO”?
In the comic books Barry Allen can pass through solid objects by vibrating his body at super speed. But in the latest Justice League movie there's a scene where Barry Allen shatters a glass window despite vibrating at super speed
I suppose it's because windows no longer supports flash. Yeah.
Did you hear about the latest action movie starring a trans midget?
It’s a micro-transaction film.
The Vampire double checked the order form to understand why his latest shipment of AB+ was incorrect.
Finally saw the latest movie by M. Night Shyamalan.
It started off fresh but then got old really fast.
There's a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the latest bond movie.
Because he has NO TIME TO DYE.
The latest Ghostbusters movie recaptures the spirit of the original
I heard there’s an educational song to teach children about the latest COVID variant
It’s called Omicronald Had A Farm.
Did you hear about the latest electric car from Germany?
Couldn't help but to add a little Seal-pun in my latest video. Took almost as much time to make as the intro. It really sealed this one as my highest effort video yet. Despite the length I felt it wasn't watered down... (should be a Direct link to the pun, if not, 7m 54s in)
youtu.be/Ut-7PjwSGeE?t=7m…
You hear the latest rumor about butter?
I'd tell you, but I don't want to spread it.
(I had a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.)
Why did the latest joke cross the road ?
To get to the other sigh.
My friend is struggling with his new job, posting out the latest edition of a magazine
>He's got a lot of issues to address
Watch Harry Potter and his friends, Hermione and Ronald, visit the aquarium in this year's latest hit:
Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sea Crits
Why did the jingle writer get arrested for singing his latest ad on a street corner?
My Australian friend asked me, “Do you want to watch the latest Bond movie?”
Me: No Time to Die?
Friend: That’s ok. How about tomorrow?
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
Where can you read about the latest news at the beach?
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
How did exicutioners hear about the latest criminals?
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....
......make up 75% of the world's population.
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Has anyone heard the latest breaking news about the M25?
Its going all around London
I'm very proud of my latest work. To make good puns, you need to have the drive
What did the naked minstrel call his latest song?
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...
Dud you hear the latest from The FatRat?
He walked into his studio and all he found was DeadMau5
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
Have you seen the latest pirate movie out in cinemas?
It's rated aRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Asked my son if he and his friends, were playing the latest Virtual Reality game.
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the latest Batman film. Our dates so far can be summarised as follows:
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman
Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? He’s planning to ban shredded cheese.
He just wants to make America grate again.
If you haven't heard of the latest trends, then Dwaine Johnson must be living above you
You hear about the latest book on poltergeists?
It's flying off the shelves.
Have you heard the latest about Corduroy Pillows?
They're making headlines!
Why is Daniel Craig's hair gray in the latest James Bond movie?
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