I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head
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︎ Jul 27 2022
I went to the minerals section of the natural history museum and saw a good looking rock.
It was pretty gneiss.
(I made basically this joke on a date this weekend at this museum, it took her a bit to get it but she appreciated it).
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︎ Jul 05 2022
What country has started the most diseases in human history?
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︎ Jul 19 2022
I just read a great book on the history of glue
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︎ Apr 18 2022
I'm an expert in French history. Just off the top of my head I can name 16 of France's kings.
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︎ Apr 15 2022
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β Puzzled, the teller asks, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber yells, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Aug 19 2021
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?
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︎ Jul 09 2021
In the history of the NBA, which player was best at shutting down their opponents?
Metta World Peace has an argument for second place, but nobody has shut down the entire league like Rona Test.
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︎ Apr 15 2022
On our way to gemstones at the Natural History Museum
This one got groans from both Mom and the 3 year old, which I was pretty proud of.
We're in the Museum of Natural History, and they wanted to see the gemstone collection. You have to go through the geology area to do that. When we got to the rock identification area and I said "see, we're at the stones, I told you they'd be gneiss!"
Suffice to say I got the biggest of eyerolls as they continued on to the actual gemstones.
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︎ Apr 24 2022
Read the entire book about the history of superglue in one sitting
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︎ Jan 25 2022
I'm going to get the entire history of me tattooed on my back.
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︎ Jan 30 2022
I'm reading a very interesting book called The History of Glue
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︎ Dec 20 2021
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends werenβt very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times,
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︎ Feb 04 2022
I'm trying to read a book on the history of Sellotape.
But, I can't find the beginning.
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︎ Feb 05 2022
You have to watch the documentary in the history of roller coasters...
...Exciting, had me on the edge of my seat.
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︎ Feb 03 2022
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My son said "Yesterday my history teacher just talked and talked about himself for the whole period. It was the most boring class I've ever been in."
I said "That's saying a lot."
(I didn't realize I'd made a joke until a few seconds after.)
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Who is the most unintentional bad guy in history?
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︎ Feb 11 2022
I love watching the history channel.
It's my favourite pasttime.
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︎ Nov 18 2021
What do you call the podium in a class on the history of cannibalism?
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︎ Feb 15 2022
Reading a book π about the history of metal fastenersβ¦ thought it was going to be boringβ¦
But each page is so riveting
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︎ Sep 02 2021
The history of the Lazy Susan is interesting
It stirred quite the revolution in the restaurant industry.
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︎ Nov 24 2021
Iβm creating a new website about the history and origins of baskets. Please check it out
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︎ Dec 05 2021
A long time ago, I was really into history: Napoleon, the Roman Empire, Potsdam Conference.
Unfortunately, my memory isn't what it used to be. Potsdamned if I remember anything now.
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︎ Dec 20 2021
Little known fact: The rate of continental drift was faster during the late 15th century than any other time in history.
Itβs true! Columbus discovered America sailing west from Spain!
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︎ Nov 29 2021
Egypt has the biggest pyramid scheme in history.
Some planning had to go into constructing those things.
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︎ Nov 30 2021
Back in the day, when I went to a new school, I checked what Classes I had.
I had Math, English, Spanish and from there the rest is History.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
This is the warmest Olympics in history
Because there arenβt any fans.
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︎ Jul 25 2021
Learning about the history of vegetables, the teacher asked the class, "Where do potatoes come from?" To which an astute future-dad answered:
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︎ Nov 08 2021
An engineering student is called into the Deanβs officeβ¦
The dean says βWhile we know you are doing well in your engineering studies, there some very troubling reports from your core curriculum professors. In English, your professor says you constantly use the passive voice in your essays; your art history professor says you are constantly confusing Caravaggio with Michelangelo; and your Latin professor says you canβt get any of the declensions forms right. These are very serious allegations indeed.β
βBut sir, I donβt understand what the big deal is, these are just minor mistakesβ¦β
βMinor mistakes? These are crimes against humanities!β
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︎ Jul 19 2022
I failed my history test because my teacher said I missed the question βwhat did France set up during the French Revolution?β
I still think βlots of guillotinesβ was a correct answer
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︎ Jul 08 2021
I hadnβt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donβt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iβve ever made on reddit.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
37 years ago, the most oppressive and censored event in human history occurred.
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︎ Jul 08 2021
What did History say when someone tried to invade Russia in the winter?
Donβt make me repeat myself.
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︎ Oct 11 2021
Civil War Cryptologists
Apparently during the U.S. Civil War there were two very smart cryptologists - one on each side. These guys were really good, constantly engaged in a game of cat and mouse to create secret messages and decrypt the other personβs secret messages. They were legend and history buffs still talk today about North Decoder and South Decoder.
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︎ Jul 16 2022
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What did Young Sheldon call his history of the 2008 economic crisis?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
New movie coming out...
Stallone, Willis and Schwarzenegger are going to do one more movie together before they are all too old. It is about the great composers in history fighting crime.
Stallone says, Yo, Adrian, I'm playin' Mozart...
Willis says, Yippee Kay Yay, I'll play Beethoven...
Arnold says...
I'll be Bach...
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︎ Jul 16 2022
I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Iβm reading a book on the history of glue.
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︎ Jan 18 2022
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β The teller replies, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber says, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Oct 08 2021
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?
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︎ Dec 29 2021
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Iβm reading a book on the history of glue....
I canβt seem to put it down.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends werenβt very supportive. They kept telling him to βGet with the times...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
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