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︎ Jun 23 2019
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Iβm reading a book on the history of glue....
I canβt seem to put it down.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What is the most indifferent country in world history?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Whatβs a horseβs favourite decade in recent history?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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︎ Nov 11 2020
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends werenβt very supportive. They kept telling him to βGet with the times...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Gabe was muttering incoherently. He'd been up all night studying for the history exam.
I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.
"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."
"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was studying for my history exam and really struggling. I asked my mum what I should do...
βWhy donβt you help me with the laundry? Its whites today.β She said.
βHow will that help?β I asked.
βWell I hear whitewashing is good for revising history.β
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︎ Oct 17 2020
My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale
βTime to learn about Chex and balancesβ
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︎ Oct 13 2020
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
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︎ Oct 11 2020
History repeats itself
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans
This is apache version of history I thought
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︎ Aug 30 2020
History has been primarily written by men
That's why it's called his story
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︎ Sep 25 2020
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Iβm not a fan of Van Goughβs history of insanity...
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Where did the onion find his family history?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Son: what was the first dad joke in history?
Dad: probably Iβmroglyphics
Son: Iβmroglyphics?
Dad: Hieroglyphics Iβm dad!
Edit: formatting
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My son said his friend wanted to know about history but was hesitant about learning.
I told him that all it takes is... APUSH. (AP U.S History)
Sorry if this wasnβt as funny as it sounded in my head.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Medusa has to be the sexiest woman in history
one look and you are rock hard
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︎ May 29 2020
Finally finished my huge book on the history of clocks.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Today I learned the history of Benadryl.
Turns out it used to be a drill.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
A history one
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︎ Mar 30 2020
My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Today I rewrote history
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︎ Jan 21 2020
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I put out a weekly audio show about the history of fish.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I just read about the most ground breaking invention in the history of humanity
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︎ May 12 2020
History lessons
When I fight with my wife, she keeps getting historical.
You mean, hysterical, right?
No, she keeps bringing up the past
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︎ May 31 2020
Today I rewrote history
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Just read a book about the history of glue
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︎ May 07 2020
I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
I just can't seem to put it down.
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︎ May 29 2020
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