Horrible Histories Puns

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

(I'm not even actually a dad, its just a dad-joke, and even then its horrible, I don't even know if it should be classified as a dad joke!)

So I was in history class today and the girl behind me said " There is something in me shoe"

I responded with: "Its probably your foot"