The Gardener Puns

A list of puns related to "The Gardener"

What did the gardener say to the two men who were fighting?

Its thyme to stop.

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👤︎ u/charmandernews
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
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👤︎ u/Outrageous_Desk_2187
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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What did the gardener say to the stalker?

Leaf me alone.

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👤︎ u/TheDragon1884
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?

Please, don't waste my thyme!

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👤︎ u/bl-nkfr-nk
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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👤︎ u/slashr7
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Did you hear about the gardener who fell into a pile of his fertiliser and suffocated?

They had to do a compost-mortem.

(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)

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👤︎ u/fortytwoblaqk
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder

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👤︎ u/LilPaycheck69
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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We couldn't find our checkbook to pay the gardener

So we payed him in hedge funds

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👤︎ u/ham-man-roy-the-boy
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Which Avenger is the best gardener?

The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.

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👤︎ u/landracer2
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?

He wet his plants.

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👤︎ u/Leoninator123
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you hear about the police standoff with the gardener?

He wouldn't release his hosta.

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👤︎ u/DreamsD351GN
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why didn't the gardener water all of his plants?

He couldn't find the thyme!

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👤︎ u/Xerupton
📅︎ May 15 2019
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A gardener took his dog to the vet...

"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "

"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"

"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."

The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."

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👤︎ u/Tribunal_Power
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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What’s the last thing the gardener does?

Leaves.

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👤︎ u/roogadooga
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I hired a landscape gardener the other day, but he said he couldn't do it...

My gardens portrait.

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👤︎ u/screeRCT
📅︎ May 03 2019
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The gardener lost his roll of grass.

He looked forlorn.

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👤︎ u/Edmenz
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Why didn't the gardener plant any plants?

He didn't botany...

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👤︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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What do you call the presentation software used by gardeners

Flowerpoint

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👤︎ u/LordBenners
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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Why was the gardener embarrassed?

He wet his plants in front of everyone.

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👤︎ u/Corbec8
📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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What did the exited gardener do when spring finally came...

He wet his plants...

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👤︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Who is the best gardener on the Avengers?

Hulk, he has a green thumb

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?

He wet his plants.

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👤︎ u/deployedinspiration
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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