A list of puns related to "The Gardener"
He wasn't raking in enough.
He just soiled his plants!
Not mulch.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
Everything was going great until I went to pay him and he said “your wife already took care of it.”
Lettuce grow, lettuce grow, lettuce grow.
Its thyme to stop.
...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.
Leaf me alone.
Please, don't waste my thyme!
He used his tulips
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.
Take me to your weeder
So we payed him in hedge funds
He wet his plants.
"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "
"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"
"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."
The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."
He wouldn't release his hosta.
He couldn't find the thyme!
My gardens portrait.
He looked forlorn.
He didn't botany...
Flowerpoint
He wet his plants in front of everyone.
He wet his plants...
Hulk, he has a green thumb
He wet his plants.
He wet his plants.
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