When you're down, by the sea, and an eel bites your knee...

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.

That's a moray.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Told the doctor that I have this eel that keeps bursting out of my back and crying.

He prescribed me some anti-BackTearyEel lotion to take care of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jehannum_505
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand

that's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babamots
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why can't the eel and the eagle work together?

Because it would be EelEagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatBarrel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I went to the aquarium today! I saw many animals... And even an Electric Eel!

I was so shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthony_014
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?

"That's a Moray!" (Say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robneptune
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Next time you eat sushi, try the electric eel.

It's shockingly delicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonteCristo314
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Why can't the eel and the eagle get married?

Because it would be illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twobob815
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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How did the fish feel after the eel helped him find his way home?

Eel-aided.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekRunner1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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The world's oldest eel died today

"Must've died from an eel-ness"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boopbird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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"Dad, are there electric eels in the lake?"

"Don't be ridiculous. Do you see any extension cords?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladicuss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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When you're swimming in the sea and an eel bites your knee

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?

"That's a moray."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlowWorm23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee

That's a morayyyyyyy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okthenurl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...

...that's a Moray

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