What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?
"Guess what?"
"Dragon butt"
Why does the dragon only sleep during the day?
He only hunts knights!
Why are dragons the worse story tellers?
Because they dragon.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight Knights.
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
Why does the dragon not observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?
You're fired.
What did the dragon say to the office worker?
You're fired!
Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
Why couldnβt the bearded dragon have kids?
Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction
The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
When did the dragon's meal get interrupted?
Around mid-knight.
What do you call the cow that slayed a dragon?
Legendairy.
Did you hear about the dragon that became a rapper?
He spit hot fire.
What did German Shrek say when he was saved from the clutches of the dragon?
Danke!
The dragon killed the knight that came to save the captive princess and then said to her:
What happened? Seems you had a lousy night ...
Why didn't the dragon observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight the knights!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight Knights!
