Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
Sinnamon
There's gonna be Hell toupee
Hoi- SIN sauce.
Spin and tonic
Where Anne Hathawill,Anne Hathaway.
Because he is Sin-king forever
It did cost his sole though
He sold his soul to Santa.
There'll be hell toupee
Its called a Sintax
With a big Hellebration!
He was looking for Seoul to steal.
He was looking for a new pair of soles.
Helsinki
He was charged with possession
There’s going to be hell toupee.
If he doesn’t find it, there will be hell toupee!
They have the world's only hell sinki
Six six six flags.
He had made a grave mistake.
They’re chanting “Hail Santa!”
Hell Toupee
Yeah, they got him on possession.
Because he's hot headed
Whoever invented it should go straight to Hello.
[Red and burrowed from Quora.]
Or there will be hell toupee
I depressed the hell out of him
He's the possessive type.
Because he keeps getting demonetized.
Helmet hair.
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
You steal his D
I bet there would be hell toupee.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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He sold his soul to Santa.
Yeah, they got him for possesion
