What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
The devil and a criminal work great together
After all, they have great sin-ergy.
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
If the Devil ever lost his hair
Why did the devil go down to georgia?
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
Where does the devil do his dishes?
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
How do sponges talk to the devil?
They use a squeegee board.
How does the Devil take calls?
In the song “The devil went down to Georgia”, what did the devil give Johnny?
A u-seless fiddle (sorry if you haven’t heard the song, check it out, is lovely).
What’s the Devil’s favorite brand of Mayonnaise?
Did you hear about the car salesman who tried making a deal with the devil?
He couldn't a Ford to sell his Soul.
What is the Devil’s favorite tree?
So I just found out that the wig shop around the corner from me is owned by the devil.
The Devils advocate is the best God-damned lawyer.
What’s the Devil’s favorite spice?
Cinnamon....
(Sin-a-man)
Fiancée told me she thought my joke was funny. Hopefully y’all do as well!
How does the devil feel when he‘s about to puke?
So the Devil went down to Georgia.
He was looking for a soul to take. He came up to a man and said, "Sir, would you make a deal in exchange for your soul?" Now the man had red hair, so people said he did not have one. He told the Devil, "I'll give you my 'soul' if you grant me eternal youth, and infinite riches. But I contain my 'soul' in a container." The Devil agreed and they shook, then the man gave the Devil his left shoe's sole.
Told by a grandpa.
How does the Devil visit heaven?
If the devil ever lost his hair..
Therr would be hell toupee.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Do you know what would happen if the devil lost all of his hair?
There would be HELL TOUPEE!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
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