Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I called in an order for pickup at my local vegan grocery, but they said they don't serve devil worshipers...

All I said was: kale, seitan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sycdan
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?

There's no whey in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?

Because he keeps getting demonetized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Puns are the devil's work so I have nun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ace--dragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justinhanks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamiemcevoy5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?

He becomes Livid.

I'll see myself out now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeprido
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What is the Devil's favorite spice?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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If the devil were to go bald...

I bet there would be hell toupee.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What did the dentist say to the devil?

The power of crest compelles you!

came up with that in seminary class

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parzeen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The devil and a criminal work great together

After all, they have great sin-ergy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WitherLord888
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?

Hoi- SIN sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?

Because they are made of satin

Ba-dum-tssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegoldchicken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?

Fausting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-PeachesNGravy-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?

Spin and tonic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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If the Devil ever lost his hair

It'll be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.

I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you know that the devil is bald?

But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theshaggydogg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The Devil Wears Karma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddituser246
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire

Just something I ass pyre to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Where does the devil do his dishes?

Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmac6691
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic β€œSold my sole to the devil” novel.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?

The price was his soul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerevar427
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patati
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What did daffy duck say to the tazmanian devil after he trashed the party before it had even started?

You arrived too-whirley.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The White Devil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/escape-ism
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyplex81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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How does the Devil take calls?

On his hell phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmbivalentFanatic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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How do sponges talk to the devil?

They use a squeegee board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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In the song β€œThe devil went down to Georgia”, what did the devil give Johnny?

A u-seless fiddle (sorry if you haven’t heard the song, check it out, is lovely).

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Did you hear about the car salesman who tried making a deal with the devil?

He couldn't a Ford to sell his Soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonyCream
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What’s the Devil’s favorite brand of Mayonnaise?

Hellman’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoobaDooba420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Puns are the devils work

So i have nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brick_Beast
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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If the devil went bald

There would be he'll toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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If the devil ever lost his hair..

Therr would be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danger_dip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dead1ift
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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