Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?
Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?
Because he keeps getting demonetized.
Puns are the devil's work so I have nun.
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
If the devil were to go bald...
I bet there would be hell toupee.
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
The devil and a criminal work great together
After all, they have great sin-ergy.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
If the Devil ever lost his hair
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
Why did the devil go down to georgia?
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
Where does the devil do his dishes?
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
My son told me he's Vegan and I'm worried about devil stuff!
I am afraid he'll worship Seitan!
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
What did daffy duck say to the tazmanian devil after he trashed the party before it had even started?
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
How does the Devil take calls?
How do sponges talk to the devil?
They use a squeegee board.
In the song “The devil went down to Georgia”, what did the devil give Johnny?
A u-seless fiddle (sorry if you haven’t heard the song, check it out, is lovely).
Did you hear about the car salesman who tried making a deal with the devil?
He couldn't a Ford to sell his Soul.
What’s the Devil’s favorite brand of Mayonnaise?
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
If the devil ever lost his hair..
Therr would be hell toupee.
I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.
He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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