What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see later and the other you'll meet after a while.
Did you hear about the case of the missing crocodile?
I heard they had to call in an investi-gator
I still can’t remember the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
But I think it all depends on when you’ll see them again.
I hate those polo shirts with the little crocodile logo
Think I might be Lacoste intolerant
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed and other dad's nodded approvingly.
Did you know: the Nile Crocodile can grow up to 20 feet!
Usually they only grow four though
Why did the crocodile visit the doctor?
He had a reptile dysfunction
At the zoo my daughter asked me how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. I told her to just ask it to tell you a story
If it doesn’t sound true then it’s a croc.
A crocodile is the owner of a telephone company, the name of the company?
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Pay attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.
I found a crocodile yesterday, and my good friend suggested that I took it to the zoo.
I did, and we had great fun! Today I'm taking him to the cinema instead.
Why can’t the crocodile get it up?
He has ereptile dysfunction and lives in Lake Flaccid
What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?
Nothing. He lived in de-nile.
Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?
He was stuck in de Nile :(
I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.
But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?
My spirit animal is the crocodile
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
By paying close attention to watch one sees you later, versus after a while.
What did the crocodile say when his tail was stepped on?
The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You'll see the alligator later and the crocodile in a while.
What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You see one in a while, and the other a bit later.
I learned the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
An alligator will see you later and a crocodile will see you after a while
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You will see one later and one in a while.
What's the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator or a crocodile?
It depends if they see you later or in awhile.
Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Whether you see it later or in awhile.
What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later. The other will see you after while
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You will see one later and one in a while.
How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you see later the other you see after a while.
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...
sees you later or in a while.
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
How can you tell the difference between a alligator or a crocodile?
Whether you see it later or in a while
Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
If you see it later it’s an alligator.
If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.
How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
It all depends. Are you going to see it later, or after a while?
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you’ll see in awhile and the other one you’ll see later!
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You'll see one later and one in a while
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