What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.

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What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?

Nothing, he lived in da-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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Why can’t the crocodile get it up?

He has ereptile dysfunction and lives in Lake Flaccid

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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?

Gaiters.

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Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?

He was stuck in de Nile :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praefectus27
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What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?

A negator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
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What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClashOfTheEnder
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My spirit animal is the crocodile

I live in denial.

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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

By paying close attention to watch one sees you later, versus after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptnKickass
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What did the crocodile say when his tail was stepped on?

Oww-ligator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeinrichLandgraf
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I was unsure how to spot the difference between crocodiles and alligators

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscariscerycool
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The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...

Because it is in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumerWar
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Why did the alligator think he was a crocodile?

He was in de Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later. The other will see you after while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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How can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

It’s how they say goodbye !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/619fool
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?

Nothing. He lived in de-nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyo_Addition-
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How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later the other you see after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajkulick
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...

sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Did you know? You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebatmunk
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you’ll see in awhile and the other one you’ll see later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetePeteface
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amberlieyt
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How can you tell the difference between a alligator or a crocodile?

Whether you see it later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

It all depends. Are you going to see it later, or after a while?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One says see you later, the other replies in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerJoe05
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You'll see one later and one in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodiles by paying attention to whether the animals sees you later or in a while
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMEN786
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What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later and the other you see after while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PugtheMagician
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Well...one you see later, and the other you see in a while...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demisheep
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Do you know the difference between an aligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other one after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazySysadm
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How can you tell the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

It depends on if you'll see them later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBlueBuffBoi
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

When you say bye, one will say see you later, the other will say in a while

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