What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.

A funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

By paying close attention to watch one sees you later, versus after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptnKickass
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I was unsure how to spot the difference between crocodiles and alligators

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscariscerycool
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The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...

Because it is in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumerWar
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"See you later, alligator!" "In a while, crocodile."

"OK man, caiman"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnfieldAnonymous
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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How do you guys tell if it is an alligator or a crocodile?

I usually wait to see if it sees me later or in a while...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gandalf_1440
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Why did the alligator think he was a crocodile?

He was in de Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later. The other will see you after while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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How can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

It’s how they say goodbye !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/619fool
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyo_Addition-
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How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later the other you see after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajkulick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?

One sees you later and the other after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzlt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praefectus27
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

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Do you know how to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile?

By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurrentlyForking
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...

sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you know? You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebatmunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amberlieyt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you’ll see in awhile and the other one you’ll see later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetePeteface
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How can you tell the difference between a alligator or a crocodile?

Whether you see it later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

It all depends. Are you going to see it later, or after a while?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One says see you later, the other replies in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerJoe05
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You'll see one later and one in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Difference between alligator and crocodile

You can tell the difference between alligator and crocodile if you see it later or in a while.

Not mine, hope it's not a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdit1234
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You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodiles by paying attention to whether the animals sees you later or in a while
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMEN786
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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How can you distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in awhile.

it took me a sec..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Well...one you see later, and the other you see in a while...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demisheep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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How do you distinguish an alligator from a crocodile ?

Does he see you later or in a while ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodquest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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How can you tell the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

It depends on if you'll see them later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBlueBuffBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

When you say bye, one will say see you later, the other will say in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danthemaninacan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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It's not that hard to tell an alligator and a crocodile apart..

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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