Did you hear about the clown who was sacked from the circus?
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.
They replied, "sili-cone"
Yesterday when I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester
To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.
Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
Did you hear the one about the clowns divorce?
Ended in a custardy battle.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
What was the clown allergic to?
My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said
Why did the clown get arrested?
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
I was feeling a little depressed, and then I saw a clown doing sit-ups across the street.
Funny how things work out.
What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
Dammit autocorrect!
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
Why was the lopsided clown looking for another cheese?
Why didn’t the zombie like eating the clown?
Because he tasted a little funny...
Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.
My father, who comes from a long line of clowns, just retired and wants me to continue the family legacy…
I've got some really big shoes to fill!
One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.
He's an anti-depress ant.
Any of you seen the clown that hides from dumb people?
I’ve seen him twice this past week personally
Fun Fact: Steven King's 'It' is actually the story of a financially-responsible clown.
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
Hold the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
The other day I held the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me today.
Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
This morning a clown held the door for me.
I held the door for a clown the other day
The other day I opened the door for a clown
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?”
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
I held the door open for a clown today
Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other...
...”Does this taste funny to you?”
A clown held the door for me today
A clown held the door open for me yesterday
I thought that was a nice jester.
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