"Well prayed"
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
For God's sake.
It’s all about G-sus.
Because they want to keep their spirits up.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
They also do take away.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
Raise the lord! Raise the lord!
Guns and Moses.
It's pastor bed time
St. Anne.
My username is "ComeGetPslam"
Because she loved casual sects.
According to the bible, "Hebrews"
They're a real molars and values crowd
I guess you can say he got a Bi-Cycle last night.
It was called Canine Able.
We really dropped the ball on that one.
"So you're a Protestant."
Dad: "Time for bed, kids"
Kids: "Throw us in bed! Throw us in bed!"
(Dad picks a kid up in his arms)
Dad: "Did I ever tell you about the three men in the book of Daniel who were thrown into the fiery furnace?"
Kids: "No!"
Dad: "Their names were... Shadrach... Meshach... and ToBedYouGo!
(tosses squealing kid through the air, onto the bed)
"Well prayed"
