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The Catalogue Puns

A list of puns related to "The Catalogue"

It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.

So, I've taken the hint...

I got her a magazine rack!

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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If I ran a large department store, I would publish a huge catalogue of Christmas products and call it the "All I want for Christmas" issue.

And put Mariah Carey on the cover

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👤︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Anyone Else get the GAP catalogue?
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👤︎ u/Sam-0
📅︎ Jul 06 2014
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For World Book Day, I dressed as a wardrobe. People asked me why I didnt dress as a lion or witch...

I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.

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👤︎ u/sigurkarm
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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Dad dropped this one on me

Looking to buy a new bike so we're browsing the catalogues, he shows me one of those training stationary bikes, and says:

"Your aunt thought this one might fit for you, but you wouldn't get far"

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👤︎ u/besterich27
📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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