Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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I remember the first time I saw Kermit the Frog on Broadway...

Such a ribbit-ing performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?

She was a real drama dairy.

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As a Broadway director my life's greatest accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.

Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Have you heard about the newest shit show that made it on Broadway?

It’s called Feces the Musical.

I heard it got crap reviews.

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Did you hear about the Broadway production based on the Dictionary?

It’s a play on words.

The sequel about the phone book is supposed to have a lot of good numbers in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Have you heard about the Broadway-bound sensation, "The Linguists?"

It's a real play on words.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I really want to see that new Broadway show about the dictionary

They say it's a great play on words

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What's the longest Broadway musical?

Rent. One of the songs is 525,600 Minutes!

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I'm a childless woman but it's a dad joke nonetheless.

A friend was describing some friends of his-

"They're the sweetest. Met on Broadway, have the most adorable son, Cayman..."

Me, "like the island?"

Him, "well yes, but he's named after his dad's father."

Me, "that would be, Grand Cayman, right?"

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A dirty-ish joke that my dad once told me...

So my dad told me this joke several years ago. I later found it on the internet. So I'm just pasting it here as it is written online:


A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said β€˜I want to be a movie star.’ Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, β€˜What’s your name?’

The guy said, β€˜My name is Penis van Lesbian.’

The agent said, β€˜Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood you are going to have to change your name.’

β€˜I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!’

The agent said, β€˜Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I’m telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.’

β€˜So be it! I guess we will not do business together’ the guy said and he left the agent’s office.

FIVE YEARS LATER….. The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed:

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke

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Dad joked my grandma.

So the other night we were at the "Best of Broadway" show and my grand mother had got a small bag of popcorn. She took a few bits and gave it to me and said

"I don't like this popcorn it's too..." Then I said "kernelly?" Her: "no it's the stuff that gets stuck in my teeth" Me " majory?"

I swear I got the look of death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcoswick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary...

It's a play on words.

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