26 Hilarious Broadway Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I once saw a Broadway show called Vocabulary.

It was a good play on words.

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👤︎ u/-Masderus-

📅︎ Jul 24 2020

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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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I remember the first time I saw Kermit the Frog on Broadway...

Such a ribbit-ing performance.

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?

She was a real drama dairy.

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👤︎ u/atonyatlaw

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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As a Broadway director my life's greatest accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.

Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.

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👤︎ u/Ivegot_back

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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Pastafarians can never make it in Broadway

Everyone thinks they'll rigatoni

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👤︎ u/d3athandr3birth

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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Have you heard about the newest shit show that made it on Broadway?

It’s called Feces the Musical.

I heard it got crap reviews.

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👤︎ u/bcduncanxc

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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Have you seen the new movie trailer adapted from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s hit Broadway musical yet?

It’s pretty catastrophic.

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👤︎ u/MrPlay3r13

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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What kind of pasta do questionable Broadway actors eat?

Rigatoni

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👤︎ u/karmaniak

📅︎ Jun 24 2019

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How come shrimp on Broadway don't share?

They are show shellfish.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence

📅︎ Dec 06 2018

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Have you guys been following that Broadway controversy?

Turns out ALL their plays are staged.

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👤︎ u/brigitlemidgette

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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I really want to see that new Broadway show about the dictionary

They say it's a great play on words

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👤︎ u/Starbrand62286

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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Have you heard about the Broadway-bound sensation, "The Linguists?"

It's a real play on words.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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Did you hear about the Broadway production based on the Dictionary?

It’s a play on words.

The sequel about the phone book is supposed to have a lot of good numbers in it.

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👤︎ u/SoundCloudster

📅︎ Jan 02 2019

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I'm opening a musical on Broadway about puns soon...

but due to budget cuts it may just end up being a play on words.

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👤︎ u/Keauxbi

📅︎ Nov 21 2017

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I got invited to a Broadway show called "Vocabulary" and I had to go.

I never miss a good play on words.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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What type of pasta cheats to win an award for its Broadway musical?

Rigatoni

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f

📅︎ Aug 22 2017

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What's the longest Broadway musical?

Rent. One of the songs is 525,600 Minutes!

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👤︎ u/AuthorTomFrost

📅︎ Nov 12 2016

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What do you call a Broadway show about puns?

Word play.

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👤︎ u/sndamkar

📅︎ Jul 12 2014

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Broadway composers who carry around a bunch of anthracite are...

Coal Porters

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👤︎ u/EpilepticMoose

📅︎ Aug 21 2014

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There's a new show on Broadway that's all about puns

It's pretty much a play on words

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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham

📅︎ Dec 17 2013

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What's a Broadway?

about 130 pounds

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👤︎ u/BourganBoy

📅︎ May 01 2015

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Was driving down broadway in Chicago when my Dad dropped this one.

Dad: What's a Broadway? Me: ...... dad: about 130 pounds

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👤︎ u/BourganBoy

📅︎ Aug 28 2013

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There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary...

It's a play on words.

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👤︎ u/elliot91

📅︎ May 11 2016

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I'm writing a new Broadway show called "Puns"

It's a play on words

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👤︎ u/R0CKER1220

📅︎ Apr 25 2015

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There's a new show on Broadway that's all about puns

It's pretty much a play on words

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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham

📅︎ Dec 17 2013

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