Musical puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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If you don’t like musical puns ...

... then you have my symphony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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You may not like this musical pun now...

bassoon you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TapiocaTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Musical puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lelelele98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Musical puns are a Major Key to my happiness imgur.com/G4nFNxI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearBoredom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Warning: musical pun

This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penislandbic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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What insect is the most musical?

A bee minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zfreakazoidz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.

We live in A flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tombo_youtube
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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A pirate's favorite musical instrument is...

... the lute!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?

The trombone... Wait... something isn’t right. They don’t have no lungs. So it has to be... the bonegos.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?

He... Is... Inevitable!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A musical demon delivered my pizza.

He was a Personal Pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What toiletry is the most musical?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hard__Cory
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?

A harmonica.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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These repeating musical notes are just perfect for my composition...

In fact, you could say that they are Canon Fodder.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What’s it called when I sneak my favorite soda into a long, boring musical?

Fanta of the opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I come from a musical house

I live in a flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bibimoebaba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Before this whole lockdown thing, I went to a musical.

I didn't like it. Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSilverGreninja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What is the most musical part of a turkey ?

The drumstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical

It’s a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?

It’s a Hip Hopera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemonsandcarrots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.

It was a grand piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLT5000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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You think musical wizards are weird?

Imagine dragons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxJettNotJeffxX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What is the most musical animal?

Fish, they have scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notasmartcomment
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What is the most musical fruit?

A Chuck Berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...

It’s very noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?

Band aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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If you remove all musical instruments from a church

Is it disorganised?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roku-Hanmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celesteallover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My son had an audition for a musical today where he plays Rick Astley

He’s so happy cuz he rocked the role.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2T4J
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with

a Re post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What is a pirates favourite musical note?

The high C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rimjobsarentbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Which musical instrument is the most depressed?

The sigh-low-phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What do call a musical ball?

A baseball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therobloxiankid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Which is the most musical weapon?

Swords, because they go β€œSing! Sing! Sing!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I working on "Warcraft - The Musical". The songs write themselves.
  • My horde will go on
  • Alliance sleeps tonight
  • A horde day's night
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Who makes the best musical range cookers?

Aga do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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