ninety percent of dads kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house.

Ten percent of dads kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wives.

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Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!

He won by ten percent.

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Starbucks has NEVER made my order right...

Every time I ask for "two percent milk," they give me at least ten.

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