It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
Why is helium the most respected element?
People speak very highly of it
Ma'am is actually short for Mammary and we have basically been showing respect by calling them tit.
Just a high thought nothing more
My wife thinks I don't respect her privacy...
At least that's what her diary says.
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
Sounds more respectable and hot.
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!
They have been stepped on for far too long.
I have a lot of respects for midgets
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....
... a little bit of salt.
What's the respectful way to bury a cow?
Most mushrooms are kind and respectful
But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.
What do you call a respectable color changing lizard?
Who respect actors the most?
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
I respect anyone and everyone...
Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.
Treet plants with respect,
I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.
People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion
We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.
Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
A lot of people take them for granite.
People think being a waitress isn't a respectable job.
But hey, it puts food on the table.
A good way to respect the dead
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
Respect the classics, man.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
AF stands for Absolute Respect.
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
Why is the wildebeast the most respected animal on reddit?
Wish me luck in the London Marathon today. I managed a respectable, 3 hours, 12 minutes, last year...
This year, I will try to beat that but, I usually get bored and end up turning over to watch something else...
Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?
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