Drinking a stranger's cup of tea...

...is really not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea

So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigolbrian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting

Nearly drowned in his own teepee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masters330
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Get it? Or it isn't your cup of tea?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you hear about the Indian that drank 10,000 cups of tea?

He almost drowned in his T-Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCshotgun17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why didn't the man drink the cup of tea in front of him?

It wasn't his cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiplaneCurious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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The Tea Cup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.

It's because this is my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspacecodyssey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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My Dad's reaction whenever he's given a cup of tea which is understrength

"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"

(Looks around for approval from the family)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomewhatEnglish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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"Β£1.50 for a cup of tea?! That's ridiculous!"

"Well, listen grandad, you just popped over, I didn't invite you".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What happened when Steve Miller drank a cup of herbal tea in his time machine?

Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/observationstoat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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This biscuit is nice with a cup of tea
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I was drinking a cup of Earl Grey Tea when I spilled it on my shirt.

It was a real tragi-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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As I sat on my chair sipping my cup of tea, my son came out searching for me only to leave the room without seeing me.

As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigler198
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Me: Who wants a cup of tea?

Brother: I thought it would of already been made

Dad: It's only July.

Me: I'll go and put the kettle on then.

Dad: Go on then but I don't think it will suit you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samix13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Dad - β€œwould you like a cup of tea?” Me - β€œI would thank you”

Dad - β€œGreat, make two while you’re at it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aldogbc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Rick has 1 cup of tea. Rick and Tea.

Rick has 7 cups of tea. Rick and Morty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ishaansaxena_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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What do you call a cup of tea that is average at golf?

A Par-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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My wife almost dropped her phone in her cup of tea tonight.

I said, that would be such a travesty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdheiden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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I had a cup of tea in my hand when he said this:

Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because the prices are too steep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/susejdotcom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was more ER tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reynzo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2016
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Any time someone makes a cup of tea

Me: Drink? Dad: Wouldn't say no to a cuppa. Me: I'll put the kettle on. Dad: Let me know if it fits!

Oh Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atcost
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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Every time someone makes a cup of tea in my house

"I'll put the kettle on"

"It won't suit you!"

As funny the millionth time as it was the first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egg651
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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Cup of tea, dear?

Woke up on Sunday morning, said to the girlfriend I'd go put the kettle on.

I asked "How do I look?" when I came back into the bedroom wearing it on my dead.

She tutted...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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