Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Dad joked a coworker
The guy that sits next to me at work was cleaning out his drawer. He knows that I like tea, and found some in the drawer.
Coworker " Hey, Here's some cranberry apple tea you can have."
(I didn't even think, The dad joke just happened)
Me " Cranberry Apple huh? That's not really my.. Cup of.. Tea"
Him "Groan, nice pun"
