My Cup Of Tea Puns

It's because this is my cup of tea.

"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"

(Looks around for approval from the family)

It was a real tragi-tea!

As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"

I said, that would be such a travesty.

Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because the prices are too steep.

"I'll put the kettle on"

"It won't suit you!"

As funny the millionth time as it was the first.

I said, No thanks, that's not my cup of tea.

That's not my cup of tea.

I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea

To be honest, it's not my cup of tea.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

It's just not my cup of tea.

It’s not my cup of tea.

A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.

The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."

The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."

I said “No thanks, that’s not my cup of tea.”

It’s not my cup of tea.

My mom was making a cup of tea and since I was getting something out of the fridge, asked me if I could pass her the "green" milk, wanting the skimmed milk that comes in cartons with green coloured caps.

Me: "No, we've only got the white stuff".

Made my dad proud.

I said “I don’t know, Son. I don’t think that would be my cup of tea.”

It wasn't my cup of tea

But I didn't really want to. It's not my cup of tea.

Brother: let me try that strawberry lemonade Takes sip and makes an awful face cause it was sour Yeah that is not my cup of tea.

Her: that's because it's strawberry lemonade.

I had to step out because I was laughing too hard.

We were getting chic fil a out of the car and I dropped my cup of tea and he responded without a beat.. "Whoops.. Looks like we had a casual-tea!" Total keeper :)

Family went to high tea one day.

Me: Can I try some of yours? Dad: Sure. [Taste the tea, hand it back] Me: I like it but it's not my cup of tea Family: [Bursts of laughter]

The guy that sits next to me at work was cleaning out his drawer. He knows that I like tea, and found some in the drawer.

Coworker " Hey, Here's some cranberry apple tea you can have."

(I didn't even think, The dad joke just happened)

Me " Cranberry Apple huh? That's not really my.. Cup of.. Tea"

Him "Groan, nice pun"

I have been avoiding the coffee at work as it has the same pH as battery acid and has been bugging my stomach. As such, I've been making tea as a pick-me-up in the morning. I was in the break room making my morning tea while a coworker was making some coffee.

Coworker: "So no coffee today?"

Me: "Nope. It's not really my cup of tea anymore. As opposed to this cup of tea, which is my cup of tea."

Commence groaning.

...is really not my cup of tea.

It's not my cup of tea

You're just not my cup of tea.

Because it's not my cup of tea

I said that's not my cup of tea

...isn't my cup of tea.

It's not my cup of tea.