The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
...is really not my cup of tea.
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
He almost drowned in his T-Pee
It's because this is my cup of tea.
"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"
(Looks around for approval from the family)
"Well, listen grandad, you just popped over, I didn't invite you".
Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..
As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"
Brother: I thought it would of already been made
Dad: It's only July.
Me: I'll go and put the kettle on then.
Dad: Go on then but I don't think it will suit you.
Dad - “Great, make two while you’re at it”
Rick has 7 cups of tea. Rick and Morty.
A Par-tea.
I said, that would be such a travesty.
Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?
Me: Why?
Dad: Because the prices are too steep.
Me: Drink? Dad: Wouldn't say no to a cuppa. Me: I'll put the kettle on. Dad: Let me know if it fits!
Oh Dad!
"I'll put the kettle on"
"It won't suit you!"
As funny the millionth time as it was the first.
Woke up on Sunday morning, said to the girlfriend I'd go put the kettle on.
I asked "How do I look?" when I came back into the bedroom wearing it on my dead.
She tutted...
It wasn't his cup of tea.
