Chicken Ka-Chow mein
Because people always finnish their meals.
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
Gas? $1.50
Getting home and finding out they forgot a dish? Riceless
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless.
I'm comin' up so you better get this pad-thai started.
Riceless.
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes.
Riceless.
Because of the won-ton noodles.
My wife wanted a chicken burrito, but they gave her steak.
She wasn't irritated; apparently it was pretty good.
Me: "So you weren't annoyed by their mis-steak?"
She pretended she didn't think I was hilarious. It's so charming.
We're sitting near the entrance of the restaurant when another couple walks in and gets seated. They didn't close the door all the way, and an unpleasant breeze started rolling in. My SO got up and closed the door. As he does down, we have this exchange:
>Me: Thanks, I appreciate it.
>SO: Yeah, nobody likes a draft.
>Me: Well, nobody except the general.
He got silent and I could see the pain in his features.
"Alright, I've got my dinner. What are you guys having?"
Riceless
It should have been called takeout instead.
Then you better catch it if you want your dinner!
His name was Mr.Takeout (before he killed himself with a mysterious bullet to the back of the head)
Foot traffic for indoor dining is a little slow, but they do a great TAKEOUT business
If I go out to eat with my dad and we have any leftovers, I know every time what's going to happen.
Waiter/Waitress: "You want a box for that?" (Sounds like "You wanna box for that?")
Dad: Raises fists into traditional boxing pose "I think I can take you."
"Chinese takeout dinner: $8.45
Gas to go pick it up: $2.12
Coming home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: riceless"
But isn’t he wealthy enough to order Chinese takeout??
Chinese takeout!
When are they planning, to call in that order for delivery or is it going to be takeout?
Chinese takeout: $10.45 Gas roundtrip to pick up takeout: $3.78 Getting home and realizing you're missing one container: riceless
...Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
Gas to pick it up - $12 Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers - Riceless
It should have been called takeout instead.
It should have been called takeout instead.
It should have been called “takeout” instead.
Chinese takeout: $15.00
Gas to get there: $1.50
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes...
Riceless
Shouldn’t it be called “takeout”?
