Chinese Takeout Puns

A list of puns related to "Chinese Takeout"

Chinese takeout? $15

Gas? $1.50

Getting home and finding out they forgot a dish? Riceless

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless.

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👤︎ u/A_perfect_sonnet
📅︎ Jul 27 2017
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Unfortunately, the Chinese takeout restaurant forgot my cookies.
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👤︎ u/Eaglejon
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:

Riceless.

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👤︎ u/kailebeverettart
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50

Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes.

Riceless.

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👤︎ u/YoshiCosplay
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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[request] puns about chinese food/takeout
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👤︎ u/dylex31
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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Why is Chinese takeout so heavy?

Because of the won-ton noodles.

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👤︎ u/nemo_sum
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My mom has jokes of a dad...

"Chinese takeout dinner: $8.45

Gas to go pick it up: $2.12

Coming home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: riceless"

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👤︎ u/jaclyngrace
📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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I understand Robert Kraft is a single lonely dude...

But isn’t he wealthy enough to order Chinese takeout??

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👤︎ u/quasiplumber
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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United Airlines is having new inflight meals

Chinese takeout!

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👤︎ u/rUcKuS858
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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Saw this on yik yak today.

Chinese takeout: $10.45 Gas roundtrip to pick up takeout: $3.78 Getting home and realizing you're missing one container: riceless

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👤︎ u/osofoxy
📅︎ Dec 04 2014
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Chinese takeout: $10.55. Gas to get there and back: $2.42...

...Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.

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👤︎ u/Wafflesam
📅︎ Feb 21 2015
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Chinese takeout - $30

Gas to pick it up - $12 Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers - Riceless

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Jun 26 2017
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Going against the grain here

Chinese takeout: $15.00
Gas to get there: $1.50

Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes...

Riceless

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👤︎ u/MLZ_ent
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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