Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
My dad at a restaurant. He's done this ever since I can remember.
If I go out to eat with my dad and we have any leftovers, I know every time what's going to happen.
Waiter/Waitress: "You want a box for that?" (Sounds like "You wanna box for that?")
Dad: Raises fists into traditional boxing pose "I think I can take you."
