My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy
I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae
If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
What do you call a dad with diabetes?
A sugar daddy
So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.
I’ll be a sugar daddy.
What do you call someone who makes glucose?
A sugar daddy
I’m middle aged and broke, but I think a young coworker is hitting on me.
I suspect she wants me to be her sugar free daddy.
Do you know what a glucose guardian is?
It's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy.
