Sugar daddy Puns

A list of puns related to "Sugar daddy"

My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy

I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae

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👤︎ u/RootbeerDreams
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Got me a sugar daddy
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👤︎ u/gamingboss70
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
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👤︎ u/IDoNotNeedAnUsername
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Sugar daddy
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👤︎ u/Potatomaster66-p
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a dad with diabetes?

A sugar daddy

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👤︎ u/I-Reeddit
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.

I’ll be a sugar daddy.

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👤︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call someone who makes glucose?

A sugar daddy

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👤︎ u/Sillysquiddles57
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I’m middle aged and broke, but I think a young coworker is hitting on me.

I suspect she wants me to be her sugar free daddy.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Do you know what a glucose guardian is?

It's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy.

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👤︎ u/Myxomitosis87
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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