What did the river sue for?
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I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggageβ¦
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?
Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I know a lady called Sue who makes sails.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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︎ May 20 2020
Sue me
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
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︎ May 18 2020
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, βI want to sue the airline!β
The lawyer said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ May 17 2019
Why would you sue a sewn zoo?
They don't have a perknit
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︎ Jan 11 2020
In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
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︎ Sep 01 2019
You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue!
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︎ Nov 24 2019
I went to a lawyer yesterday to try and sue Starbucks for not filtering my coffee correctly.
But it turns out there were no grounds.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
My friend is planning to sue the hardware store for selling him a bunch of buckets with holes in them.
Personally, I donβt think his argument holds water.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
It seems like a missed opportunity that Bobby Flay never married a woman named Sue.
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︎ May 04 2018
I wanted to sue Apple after my phone broke when I dropped it
But unfortunately I didn't have a case.
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︎ Jul 13 2016
I never really met my neighbors until they tried to sue me over the ownership of some property.
Turns out we had a lot in common...
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︎ Jun 22 2017
The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...
I had to call my Berternie for legal help.
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︎ Feb 02 2017
Whatβd the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?
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︎ Aug 24 2017
A guy missing his legs sues his doctor for faulty prosthetics,
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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︎ Jan 03 2016
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage...
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
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︎ May 17 2018
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said you donβt have much of a case.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage
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︎ Nov 11 2018
I took the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer and said, βI want to sue the airline!β
The lawyer said, βYou donβt seem to have too much of a case.β
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
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︎ May 17 2019
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, βI want to sue the airline!β
The lawyer said, βYou donβt have much of a case.β
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︎ Jun 19 2019
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I tried to sue an airport for losing my luggage
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︎ Nov 08 2018
I showed my lawyer the damaged remains of my bag and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, βYou donβt seem to have much of a case.β
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︎ Jan 25 2019
I Tried To Sue The Airline For Misplacing My Luggage.
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage
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I tired to sue the airport for losing my luggage
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