Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce
He didn't see that coming at all
After getting married, the woman filed for divorce the very next morning...........
Judge: "I don't understand, what happened?"
Woman: "I work in a pharmacy. I met him when he first came there last week and asked to purchase an X-X-X-X-L condom. That's when I thought, for a happy pleasureful life, I should get him to marry me before any other girls find out and lap him up."
Judge: "ok.... then? "
Woman: "I held my excitement all day thru the wedding, waiting for the night..... so at night when I my curiosity couldn't wait any longer........I found out something."
Judge: "what?"
Woman: "the Bastard has speech disorder.... he STAMMERS!!"
A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...
It was after a 30-day trial.
You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.
You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.
A Martian has filed a race discrimination lawsuit against a major US corporation
This Martian went to apply for a job, despite his low qualifications. The interviewer asked about college education and the Martian said he didn't have that. When asked if he ever did that line of work before, the Martian said no. So the interviewer thanked the Martian for coming, but added that he thought that the Martian was a bit too green for the job -- hence the lawsuit.
(Not original, but I don't remember where I heard similar.)
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
How do stoner couples file their taxes?
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
What is Robin's favorite file format?
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?
Physician: So you’re telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?
Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.
How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
Why are audiophiles self-loathing?
They think audio files are inferior!
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
I used to file my nails...
But then I thought what’s the point in keeping them.
We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...
The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury.
I celebrated 4/20 by filing my taxes
What do you file when you're out of ideas?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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