What did the river sue for?

Beaver damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_post_gibberish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?

Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Therapy_Gecko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...

...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I know a lady called Sue who makes sails.

Genoa ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leprechaun_disco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doomofV
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Sue me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrockStinky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why would you sue a sewn zoo?

They don't have a perknit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanteringPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBarramundi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?

They think you are nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagoor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vn121212
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I went to a lawyer yesterday to try and sue Starbucks for not filtering my coffee correctly.

But it turns out there were no grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunselpower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?

They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My friend is planning to sue the hardware store for selling him a bunch of buckets with holes in them.

Personally, I don’t think his argument holds water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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One time, I met a poor guy named Rich and Lawyer named Sue.

Irony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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It seems like a missed opportunity that Bobby Flay never married a woman named Sue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DovahBah
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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I wanted to sue Apple after my phone broke when I dropped it

But unfortunately I didn't have a case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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I never really met my neighbors until they tried to sue me over the ownership of some property.

Turns out we had a lot in common...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...

I had to call my Berternie for legal help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vineares
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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What’d the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?

Nothing. It just waived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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A guy missing his legs sues his doctor for faulty prosthetics,

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1Strata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage...

... I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweSupermoosie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said you don’t have much of a case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage

I lost my case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snifferinos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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I took the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t seem to have too much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage

I lost my case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I tried to sue an airport for losing my luggage

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefan_bradianu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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I showed my lawyer the damaged remains of my bag and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said, β€œYou don’t seem to have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I Tried To Sue The Airline For Misplacing My Luggage.

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage

I lost my case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snifferinos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I tired to sue the airport for losing my luggage

Sadly I lost my case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StudentStrange
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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