What did the river sue for?
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…
Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?
Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.
A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
I know a lady called Sue who makes sails.
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
Why would you sue a sewn zoo?
They don't have a perknit
In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue!
I went to a lawyer yesterday to try and sue Starbucks for not filtering my coffee correctly.
But it turns out there were no grounds.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
My friend is planning to sue the hardware store for selling him a bunch of buckets with holes in them.
Personally, I don’t think his argument holds water.
One time, I met a poor guy named Rich and Lawyer named Sue.
It seems like a missed opportunity that Bobby Flay never married a woman named Sue.
I wanted to sue Apple after my phone broke when I dropped it
But unfortunately I didn't have a case.
I never really met my neighbors until they tried to sue me over the ownership of some property.
Turns out we had a lot in common...
The Sesame Street Gang is threatening to sue me...
I had to call my Berternie for legal help.
What’d the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?
A guy missing his legs sues his doctor for faulty prosthetics,
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage...
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said you don’t have much of a case.
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage
I took the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer and said, “I want to sue the airline!”
The lawyer said, “You don’t seem to have too much of a case.”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
I tried to sue an airport for losing my luggage
I showed my lawyer the damaged remains of my bag and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, “You don’t seem to have much of a case.”
I Tried To Sue The Airline For Misplacing My Luggage.
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage
I tired to sue the airport for losing my luggage
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