My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!

Dad calls him "Chop Suey."

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?

Chop Suey.

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👤︎ u/samwell809
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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